This girl just messaged me on Facebook asking me what a “hand relief” was.
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In Protest
Mom: Hey we're going to sit at this table.
Sister: I prostitute!
Me, Mom, and Dad: What the fuck?
Sister: I prostitute against sitting there!
Mom: ...do you mean protest?
Sister: Oh, yeah. I mean I protest!
“Y does luving him hurt so muchh):?!?!?!?”
Shut. Up. You are in the 8th fucking grade. There’s no way that whatever there is between you and “him” is painful. You are 13 God damned fucking years old. Shut the fuck up. Wait until you’re older, then things get difficult.
I love how ever since we broke up, all over your Facebook people are posting “You & ______”. Yeah. Really helps me feel like I made the right choice.
We live in a society where a girl becomes sexy if she flips off a camera.
