February 2012
3 posts
M: No.
A: I actually don't know how to respond to that.
M: Yes.
January 2012
18 posts
Terrible Hearing
A: It's a brand new franchise.
M: Melanie Sanchez?
Ok so I realized something today. Almost all of the popular social networks have a blue theme (Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Foursquare, Skype). The only exception I can think of is Google+ but that’s because it’s the bitch of social networking. Am I the only one who has noticed this?
Time to read all of Jane Eyre and do 38 literary element journals in one weekend. Sounds like a plan.
Hockey sucks!!!
Correction: Hockey does not suck.
I think hockey is lame.
Anonymous asked: HOCKEY SUCKS!!!
“Please don’t dress like a gangster’s whore.”
– My Mom
3 tags
Score first, then let 3 goals go by. Cool.
“Puerto Ricans are basically niggas with good hair who can swim really good.”
– Tyler The Creator
Never take anyone for granted.
Anonymous asked: 24
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It’s not just in some of us; it...
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Nothing worse than wasted talent.
Anonymous asked: 14, ♡
Let's start this year off interesting.
Send me a number.
1: What was the first thing you did in 2012?
2: Do you think we will really all die this year?
3: What was the best thing that happened to you in 2011?
4: What was the worst?
5: How many people did you kiss in 2011?
6: What do you want to happen this year?
7: What are your 2012 goals?
8: Tell us something that we might find surprising about your 2011.
9: What do you want to happen this year that didn't happen last year?
10: Have you made any new friends yet this year?
11: Is there any body modifications planned for this year? (i.e. piercings, tattoos, hair dye, etc)
12: What was the first thing you bought in 2012?
13: What did you hate about 2011?
14: What was the most interesting thing to happen this year so far?
15: Tell us a secret about 2011.
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Personal
16: What is your name, age and location?
17: What is your hair colour?
18: What is your eye colour?
19: What is your heritage?
20: Are you single this year?
21: Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
22: How many siblings do you have?
23: Will you be having any more?
24: Any children of your own?
25: Will you be getting married this year?
26: What is your sexual orientation?
27: What is your height?
28: What is your weight?
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TMI
29: Have you had sex so far this year?
30: How many times did you have sex last year?
31: Do you shave your neither regions?
32: What's your dirtiest secret?
33: Do you shower every day?
34: Do you masturbate?
35: Do you drink/smoke?
36: Do you do drugs?
37: Did you do anything illegal in 2011 and if so, what was it?
38: What about 2012?
39: How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
40: What words do you like to hear during sex?
41: What is your favourite roleplay?
42: What is your favourite foreplay routine?
43: Biggest age difference with your partner(s)?
44: Have you ever had sex with man?
45: A woman?
46: Are you hygienic? (i.e. wash your hands after the bathroom every time, shower on a regular basis, brush your teeth everyday, etc)
47: Kinkiest wet dream?
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Symbols
۞ Ask any question and I'll rate your blog.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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Other
Ask any question you're curious about.
Ask any other TMI question you can think of.
Ask me my top 3 anything.
Ask me my top any number of anything.
Ask me any other personal question.
Leave me a message.
Ask for advice.
Ask for me to listen to you.
Rant to me.
Share a secret with me on anon.
ASK ME ANYTHING.
Fun Fact
In Swedish, the word “slut” means “the end.”
It’s crazy how different things are this New Year’s Eve compared to last year’s.
New Year's Resolution
Don’t fuck things up..
December 2011
15 posts
What an unforgettable year.
1: Well one is Writeable and one is Re-writeable
2: Woah, woah, woah. Is that what "R" and "RW" stand for?!
3 tags
This girl just messaged me on Facebook asking me what a “hand relief” was.
To the asshole who keeps posting "I love little...
I’m going to figure out who you are eventually..
You know you've failed as a parent if your...
I’d hate to say “I told you so”, so I’ll just call it karma.
1: I have to write a letter to Santa...
2: So you are four years old.
The fuck. Lost $70. Gheeey.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
That’s quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life. Lol, but yeah no.
jajajajulia:
If Cleaya is successful with Operation T.B.J.G.L.,
then shit. Good job.
Ahahaha.
LOL
3 tags
Lolololol haven’t heard from you in months and then you text me out of the blue.
November 2011
21 posts
Homework over break
So my sister is adopted from China and when she went to preschool most of the kids in her class had parents who were nurses i.e. Filipino. So when they saw an Asian kid with the name Sofia Rivera they automatically assumed she was Filipino. So at the first birthday party they saw my Hispanic dad, my super white Oklahoma mom and I with my sister and they were like
Turns out they thought she was...
Dumb dumb
A: Knock Knock
M: WHO IS THERE GEEZUS IT'S FUCKING 2:05 AM
1 tag
A: I think it'd be one of the most awkward conversations of my life.
J: For a second I thought you were talking about giraffe sex.
2 tags
1: Knock knock.
2: No.
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
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In Protest
Mom: Hey we're going to sit at this table.
Sister: I prostitute!
Me, Mom, and Dad: What the fuck?
Sister: I prostitute against sitting there!
Mom: ...do you mean protest?
Sister: Oh, yeah. I mean I protest!
Cliffhanger
Let’s remember the real importance of November 11th: it’s Veteran’s Day.
Forget all this 11/11/11 bullshit; go out and do something about it instead of just sitting here and wishing your life away.